Easy Ryder
Voluptuous May 2009: 70 Photos of Slone Ryder
Between Lilith (Missouri) and Slone (Kentucky), this issue covers the heartland of America. Slone is an all-American woman with all-American ta-tas. In fact, she was a cheerleader and her pom poms were the envy of her crowd. “I was popular in school and just normal. I was the Homecoming Queen one year and I dated just one guy all through school. So, no one ever said anything except compliments. I was in the Miss Kentucky pageant one year and have been in other, smaller ones, too. To be honest, it wasn’t until I got into adult entertainment that I started hearing negative or hateful comments. Some other girls will be jealous. We’re all at least a little competitive, but some girls just take it way too far. I’ve been doing it long enough that I know how to handle it, and when I need to, I can put someone in their place. That doesn’t happen very often, though.” Now Slone says she’s done all of her sexual fantasies including sex with other women. She set up a room in her house as a sex palace with all kinds of gadgets like swings and trippy lights. Our kind of woman. “I’m very aggressive sexually. I like sex a couple of times a day. When I’m fucking I like short, hard strokes. A lot of women don’t like to talk about sex. They get embarrassed. But there’s no reason to be. A lot of the problems in this world are sex-related although people won’t admit it.” Slone believes she was born to entertain men. “I had always had a secret desire to be a Las Vegas showgirl. I’ve always enjoyed being on stage and performing, so now I’ve been doing it a long time and I have enjoyed every minute of it. So being stuck behind a desk is not really for me. I’ve had a couple of regular jobs before and I was bored to death.” More power to Slone Ryder. Keep shakin’ ‘em!
